“Fly, you fools!” — A certain Wizard’s final words… or the ultimate missed opportunity?
The Fly, You Fools Tee by Drip by Mischa flips Tolkien’s most iconic moment into pure, irreverent parody. Featuring a mischievous garden-elf charging toward Mount Doom on a Great Eagle, ring in hand and fury in his eyes, this shirt asks the question every fan has joked about for decades: What if they’d just flown?
Rendered in a bold 1960s pulp-comic style with high-contrast inks and a fiery red-orange backdrop, it’s equal parts retro art print and inside joke for the lore crowd.
• Original Drip by Mischa parody design • Perfect for Tolkien fans, meme historians, and chaotic good alignments • Available in maroon, black, and forest green — because subtlety is for hobbits
Wear it as tribute to every armchair general who’s ever said, “Bro, they had eagles.” 🦅
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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“Fly, you fools!” — A certain Wizard’s final words… or the ultimate missed opportunity?
The Fly, You Fools Tee by Drip by Mischa flips Tolkien’s most iconic moment into pure, irreverent parody. Featuring a mischievous garden-elf charging toward Mount Doom on a Great Eagle, ring in hand and fury in his eyes, this shirt asks the question every fan has joked about for decades: What if they’d just flown?
Rendered in a bold 1960s pulp-comic style with high-contrast inks and a fiery red-orange backdrop, it’s equal parts retro art print and inside joke for the lore crowd.
• Original Drip by Mischa parody design • Perfect for Tolkien fans, meme historians, and chaotic good alignments • Available in maroon, black, and forest green — because subtlety is for hobbits
Wear it as tribute to every armchair general who’s ever said, “Bro, they had eagles.” 🦅
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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